Fresh Bread & Chocolate

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

LOOK WHAT I MADE